One of the travel bugs* I have right now is a notebook where the owner asks you to put your favorite quotes in it. These are the two best quotes in the book so far:

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." -Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I'm a scientist. I don't think, I observe." -Dr. Clayton Forrester, Mystery Science Theater 3000


I think I'm going to use two of my favorite quotes:

"It is crazy, perhaps, but that doesn't mean it isn't true." -President Roslin, Battlestar Galactica

"Freddie was so forgetful..." (how forgetful was he?) "Freddie was so forgetful that every time he met someone, he drew a _______." -Family Guy parody of the Match Game.



*A travel bug, in geocaching, is an object that a geocacher puts in a cache. The next geocacher that comes along picks up this object, logs it online, and puts it in the next cache ey finds.

Part of a scene from Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part I:

Welfare Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
Welfare Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Welfare Office Clerk: Oh, a bullshit artist!

I feel like having a BBBQ. ("What's the extra B for?" "The Extra B stands for BYOBB" "What's that B stand for?" "That's a typo.")

Mom: Sharon, have you gone green?
Jaye: I think she's a closet environmentalist. (Sharon is really a closeted lesbian).

Pop a Poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's.
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows,
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you chew 'em, you can stick 'em.
If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

( Requisition me a beat )

If you're wondering why I posted this, it's partially in reference to this entry (note: it's behind a filter- you need to be logged in. If you still can't see it and would like to be added to my military filter, comment)

Good Idea: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

If that sounded familiar to you, you may want to go to the following links and prepare to spend some money on July 25:


Animaniacs DVD news
Pinky and the Brain DVD news.

Both shows will be releasing volume 1 of their DVD sets on July 25. Cover art is available at the above site. You might also want to check out the trailer for the release. Narf!

From Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part I:

Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Office Clerk: Oh, a bullshit artist!

Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip.
Timmy: Uh, what's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.

( Serious good news about jobs, schools, and other neat opportunities )

"It is crazy, perhaps, but that doesn't mean it isn't true." -President Roslin, Battlestar Galactica

( Conspiracies101 )

Professor Farnsworth: Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
Fry: Wow.
Professor Farnsworth: Not on the same channel, of course.

This weekend, I didn't accomplish much. I input all of the caches within a 20-mile radius of my house into Google Earth, then learned of a quicker way to import them... so I can now view every cache within...uhh... maybe 50-60 radius from my house. I went out geocaching today. Of 7 I looked for, I found 3 (the last 2, I went with my friend Eddie- that last cache was a pretty vertical cache. He ended up with a lot of thorns and stuff in him because on the way down, he basically sat and scooted- it was a steep climb). Now, I'm digesting from the big supper my family had and contemplating all the work I didn't do this weekend.

"Is it so wrong I want to do nothing in the future? Oh! I know! I'll become a politician!" -me, in a conversation with s0rr0w

Eric: So why struggle with fate? Life can be sort of peaceful when you stop struggling.
Jaye: A lot like drowning that way.

I think I'm screwier than my Aunt Rita. She's a screw.

Timmy is studying for his quiz

Cosmo: Hey Timmy! Wanna play the Not Study Game?
Timmy: How do you play?
Cosmo (after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk): You already are!
Cosmo & Timmy: YAY!
(After a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game)

Now, my friends, it's time for another trip back to ToonTown with the Animaniacs.

Good idea: Stopping to smell the roses.
Bad idea: Stopping to feel the roses.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea," brought to you by Human Rinds (it's a buncha muncha crunch of humans)*.

Good idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
Bad idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

*That doesn't sound right. Wrong sponsor. I meant the Animaniacs, who put baloney in your slacks while Bill Clinton Plays the Sax**.

**Yes, I am aware that he's no longer President and the theme song is out-of-date. He still is likely playing the sax, though... right?

Good idea: Playing the piccolo in a marching band.
Bad idea: Playing the piano in a marching band.

GI,BI is... *cough* borrowed from the tv show Animaniacs and the poster of this good idea or bad idea (ie, the livejournal user "Aberwak") has no creative control over it, but is merely sharing what is in fact a good idea and what is, indeed, a bad idea.

"So, do they give you morphine or do you have to ask for it?" -Jaye Tyler